Monday, October 12, 2009

It's F-day!!!

Today is the day I'm not suppose to even THINK about work. I can not say the word work or even admit that I work for The Department of Health Services or else I will have an entry in my PERMANENT RECORD which is stored in my own personal CABINET (folder was to big, I have my own cabinet now). It's also Columbus Day, the day Columbus "discovered" America which, in reality was already discovered by the American Indians but he wanted credit.

Of course today is also the day that the world celibrates the systematic eradication of a peaceful indigenous people and their culture. But hey, who is not all for a regime change, it's what Americans do right? Who do you think invented scalping, wasn't American Indians but "we" get the credit for THAT.

Columbus Day was just ahead of hmmmmmmm Bastille Day in holidays in my book. Of course the only thing to celibate was having banks and the post office close, BUT WAIT!! NOW I can celebrate it by having a non-paid holiday as I personally try to save the State of Wisconsin from financial disaster.

So - this is an F-DAY (Furlough Day). Work and the fact that we are not making ANY money today should and MUST be the furthest things from our minds.

If I went to work these very doors that I would walk into would be locked.

And if you were a person needing help from our government with birth certificates or needing health care related papers or whatever goes on in this building.

The golden doors of DHS (or whatever it's called this week) would also be locked.


And the solid gold entrance with the solid gold clock and golden walls of DHS would be gonging to no one but the ghosts of DHS.

BUT - I won't talk about it.

That is my non-work blog today and I shall not think about it.

Rod, your humble Public Servant saving Wisconsin from going belly up!

Make sure you check out Jenny's blog and thank you for helping on their walk. The weather could not have been better!

2 comments:

  1. Rod, you have a beautiful grandaughter!

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  2. Happy F-Day!!!

    "who is not all for a regime change"...of course I am...I'm from Columbus!!!

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