1,161,480 pages read - so so sad
When I was "young" (like the 30s) I felt sad for old people talking about their ailments. How pathetic was their lives when the biggest thing they talked about was their gallbladder issues.
WELL - now that 60 is the new 50 and 67 is the new 52 I have a different look at things. Getting "old" is not so bad actually. I LOVE it. I would not trade this age for anything . . well . . . . unless I could have a great house, money and a perfect wife when I was 30 . . . I would then trade.
BUT - having gone through a misdiagnosed Knee replacement (missed that one because of a bad cold - COVID?) Polymyalgia rheumatica, regular weird daily issues with literally random parts of my body and NOW trigger finger (more on this in the next paragraph) I understand why so called old people talk about ailments.
SO - a couple months ago I awoke from a nights sleep and stretched and as I flexed my hand to the ceiling something odd happened. All my fingers stretched perfectly EXCEPT my middle finger which was stuck clenched. WEIRD.
I straightened it with my other hand and it was all good! HOW ODD! no pain or anything, just stuck.
A month later I was meeting my new doctor and mentioned it. arthritis ? It was like a knuckle would get stuck or out of joint. No pain or anything. She poked around and squeezed my palm. BAM! there is was. Trigger finger
"Trigger finger is a condition in which one of your fingers gets stuck in a bent position. Your finger may bend or straighten with a snap — like a trigger being pulled and released. Trigger finger is also known as stenosing tenosynovitis "
Yesterday I saw a sports specialist and YUP - trigger finger - no known reason, just another random weird thing. The tendon under that finger is swollen and catches on a knuckle. Time for a shot in the palm.
Nothing a little Lidocaine and Betamethasone won't take care of.
Patient tolerance: patient tolerated the procedure well with no immediate
complications
FUCK that - Patients left leg went straight out in a kicking motion - JESUS CHRIST THAT HURT! sorry sorry I apologize - BTW - scientifically swearing subdues pain by 10% - yea - it's a thing. really!
no immediate complications WHAT???