Monday, May 11, 2026

WELL WELL WELL - here we go again Columbus Utilities

I didn't want to start with a whine but needed a catalyst it seems. 

WHERE IT STARTED

When the movie Public Enemies and Universal decided to film a good bit of their movie in Columbus I started this blog as the local newspaper only came out once a week. It was all Public Enemies and locations and information and photos.  I was even invited to Oshkosh as an extra because of the blog.  After the movie came out I was contacted by Universal and the asst Director thanking me for the entertainment and they said BECAUSE of me they had to put out false locations for shooting.   
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FUN FACT - In Oshkosh I went into a restaurant and a whole table of woman screamed when I walked in  IT'S THE BLOGGER!! and I got a free meal, BUT I digress with memories.  
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1,219,749 pages read later (although the only working counter only says  759,008)  so here I go again. 

FOUND IT - OH up to 1,719,819 pages read  



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Once the movie (and international attention) was over  I switched to my thoughts about the city government and calling them out for their incompetence which accidently got me voted into being an alderman much to my dismay. It seems citizens of Columbus agree with my random words.   

All was well as the government FOR THE MOST PART got much better. OH - there are a few unforced errors lately but it was fine UNTIL Columbus Utilities and their manager Dalton Hiley decided  to gaslight me (not my words but from a nearby business that agrees with me)  and 8 other houses on our circle. 

You see Columbus Utilities erected a spot light at the southern sub station that shines into our house and creates shadows on our walls at night.  Every night when I get up to pee THERE IT IS SHINING ON MY ASS creating a shadow on the walls inside my own house
  

OH - I but was told there is no such light. 

BACK STORY - I contacted the very nice business manager at the Columbus office that I knew very well as I was good friends of the previous head person of Columbus Water and Light and she completely agreed with my problem and she said they would look into it.

They did move the light down which LOOKS like it would have worked  (see photo) BUT - it did not. The LED spotlight has SO SO much flair we did not even notice one bit that it was lowered.   As you see you would THINK this would alleviate the issue but the light is SO inefficient it did basically nothing 
 


 Here is what it looks like at night - it peaks JUST over Enerpac hill right into our house. 


 The reason for the light I was told was they NEEDED the light was "security" but then that was changed to the workers need lights to work on the stuff at night. It's about 250 yards away and shines on 8 houses at 3 LUX (2 LUX over the limit on the city ordinance) 



I contacted Columbus Utilities and the very nice manager said I would have to contact Dalton Hiley who literally said in an email " I understand your concern and annoyance with the new security lights but I ensure you it is for the greater good."  "THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME".

WTF?

Who else says that constantly on X.  Does that sound at all familiar with Iran speak? Gas prices are high but do you want to be nuked? Live with it?  THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME is cold, dismissive, and final.  It shuts down a conversation.  Is this a play book that is being used?   I expected a LITTEL more from the Columbus Utility Manager. 

" As for now the light will remain in service, I will look into potential areas the light can be relocated. Feel free to reach out with any on going concerns." 

BUT WAIT - it gets WAY worse. 

I made references to city ordinances Sec. 114-127. - Lighting  All outdoor lighting including that used to illuminate off-street parking areas shall be shielded or otherwise optically controlled so as to provide glareless illumination in such a manner as not to create a nuisance on adjacent property.  It's right there in writing. 

Totally 100% IGNORED!  The spotlight was not there when we moved here - if it was we certainly would not have built our house on that spot. 

THEN 

"Visual inspection of the property between 300 Vista Circle and the substation visible found no light on the fairway or on Curt Hanson’s land." 

 Yea - tell that to the houses on VISTA - I seem to see the spot light everywhere!




The fairway is much lower then my house and is near Enerpac Hill so OF COURSE they saw no light - maybe try closer to the actual house? 

So I contacted the Mayor and 6 alder people of which only ONE actually responded (thank you Ryan).  I sent photos to all concerned - this one is just before the devil light goes off 


 
And one from our deck where I USED to take astrophotography of stars which I no longer can enjoy. 


We loved sitting on our screen in porch at night but NOW - we have a spotlight killing our nice calming view (look's MUCH worse but the camera is not my friend on this one).

But what REALLY riles me is they REALLY do not care at all about the citizens of Columbus. We pay some pretty large property tax but they don't care.  OH they "understand your concern"  DO THEY?  

I have the UTMOST respect for the underpaid workers of CU - I was on the Water and Light Commission for 5 years and they do a FANTASTIC job for Columbus but management just does not care it seems.  It's really a sad development. 

I'm not sure the DOT love that light either

 

SO - my BIG complaint about people who complains is . . .  IF you have a complaint - how about a way to fix it.  WELL - It would be FREAKING EASY!!! 



1. Shine the Devil light straight down - there is so much light leakage from this inefficient LED  ( who's idea was this light?)  that it would still light up the main area. AND it would still offer security.   How hard is that - are they not electricians?   

2. Move the entire light down 2 feet so it does not shine OVER Enerpac hill AND it would still offer security-  How hard is that - are they not electricians?    

3. Put some sort of shade on the one part of the light AND it would still offer security-  How hard is that - are they not electricians?   

If they had a valid reason for not fixing the light I would have zero issues but so far its been vague excuses. 

Please DON'T make me get elected again LOL 

SO - that is my spiel - I will end up being irritated every night for the rest of my life I fear.  Maybe I'll sneak up the hill and plant a pine tree. Or maybe erect a 2 foot fence. 

Thanks for listening.    
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WHEW - I see I need to fix some things on this blog if I keep it active.  Sorry about any formatting errors.  And REALLY - I'm a nice happy funny kind guy. I just  hate being irritated EVERY freaking night. 

PEACE out  




Friday, August 11, 2023

Soccer for clueless Americans , The Oaks makes good,

 I'm always a little surprised when I look to see who in their right mind reads this meaningless blog about a little town in Wisconsin.  This is from the last 3 days 


 

Not many Russians anymore  LOL 
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Had an issue while golfing at The Oaks Wednesday night in league. The ranger REALLY pissed off our foursome and sort of ruined our rounds. I have been beat up a few times because I will not back down to bullies - dealt with that all the way through school and I WON'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.  

Well - I gave the owner of The Oaks/Kestrel Ridge an earfull with a few obscenities and they agreed with our complaint.  It's all good now but have you ever tried golfing when you are LIVID and want to beat up somebody?  LOL  ( drives went far). 

It's all been ironed out.  It had to do with 1 person in carts. There are 4 or 5 of us with bad knees or just old. We don't know who will be in our foursome from week to week so we can't really plan on WHO to share carts with.  WELL we were SCREAMED at for only have 1 player in a cart and what REALLY ticked me off was when I asked how to fix the GPS and the ranger said I DON'T CARE!   

AGAIN - it's all good now - maybe HE was having a bad day and wanted to share!  The owners of the Oaks and Kestrel Ridge are doing a MAGNIFICANT job on both course  truly.

The old owner of Kestrel was a slum lord who did nothing.  Now Kestrel is getting a VERY good reputation.   

BTW - Kestrel Ridge has a GREAT Patty Melt and really good cod with outside seating and music on Friday nights!!  

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We watched Ted Lasso and then watched Season 1 of Return to Wrexham.  I was NEVER a soccer fan - ZIP ZERO - but after watching these two shows I see it's NOT just 20 people chasing a ball - there is actually strategy for every position and every zone on the pitch (field).  It's more like chess actually. 

Check out Season 2 trailer 

     

You might say - I still have no clue about this truly beautiful sport - watch this vid before making a decision



It's opening day in the Premier League today - first game at 2:00  DJ and I will be in front of the TV!! 

BTW - "SOCCER" is NOT an American word - it's an English word for Association Football!! 

In the 1880s there was  Rugby Football (rugby) and Association Football (called Assoccer, which was shortened to soccer ) But when Rugby dropped "football" Assoccer became just "Football".  But when America combined rugby and assoccer they called it "football" and now Assoccer became soccer.   
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OK - mow the lawn day!!  Cheers  

Wednesday, August 9, 2023

I AM ALIVE!!!!

1,219,749 pages read - Grinders Island 

 OH YEA - still kicking - still complaining AGAIN about Columbus politics. But where have I been?  

The highlight of . . . . the last 3 days

LOL The city attorney ( who I have always appreciated) mentioned me in City Council last night with a disclaimer “Like him or not Rod Melotte ……”. I love that man!



Other Highlights - I cleaned up the house of all my shoes on the floor and tossed them on my "office" floor.  Then when looking for a donation I saw this framed glass image and thought THAT WOULD BE FUN - the "right" side would have a fit and the other side would be angry and also have a fit Columbus politics at it's best! 

So - I stepped over the shoes and with an evil cackle stepped backwards to get a better few.

My left foot stepped on a shoe and as I was losing my balance my other foot stepped on another shoe and in very slow motion I was now falling backwards.  My brain was going through what my head was going to hit. . the printer? the side of my desk  NOOOOOO!! 

RIGHT THERE (arroe) with the back of my head - BAM!!    STARS - BUZZING - DIZZY  RINGING - zero pain.  I'm on the floor my eyes are rattling around and the only thing I hear is a LOUD ringing. 

Trip to the ER - get a brain scan and they kept saying "WE SEE NOTHING".  The story of my life. 

I ask if the VERY loud ringing will go away - they say if it's there in a few weeks see a doctor.  I did - Doctor LITERALLY made it worse and hurt my ear looking in there. SO - I have an appointment with ENT - IN FREAKING JANUARY!   

Meanwhile I have Tinnitus which I can hear ALWAYS  I can stand next to I90 at the Oaks  ringing loud and clear.  sigh!!  

Let's see what else - I had crypto coins stolen TWICE from Coinbase - got the money back with help from the Columbus Police and dumped bitcoin.  One cool thing - I put coin in BETUS a sports book and got a 150% bonus when Crypto was at $56,000 just before it crashed   Winner winner

hmmmm - OH  purchased 7.5 acres of boreal forest in Door County - something like this 


House going up as I type - not moving - a legacy house cabin for vacations and future generations.  We are on the 3rd squiggle on the left 



This is the entrance as of a few weeks ago - cabin comes in 4 pieces and a crane will have to get in there



 ODDLY - a very good friend from High School will be a neighbor. And even MORE oddly at the end of this access road was a old fire pit and a old picnic table. I was talking to a golf league friend (who has a lifetime membership at Hawks Landing :-) )  and he said "Oh we used to camp just a short ways from the ferry 20 years ago".

WHERE Exactly?  "oh we would remove a old chain and walk back on the road and camp" was there a old firepit?  "yes" maybe a picnic table?  "yes how did you know   O M G!!!  We bought that land!!  

hmmmmmm - what else 

OH - I am OBSESSED with pro soccer/football!  seriously I bet I have watched 20 soccer matches in the last 2 months.  LOVE LOVE the sport!! Once you understand it, the rules, the positions the strategy - it's not just 20 players running around with no clue. 

OBSESSED!! 

Don't get me started on Columbus Politics - you should see this letter I typed up - WOW!  I was PISSED OFF!! I still have it.  Worked on it for weeks.  I cannot remember ever being so pissed off. 


  OK - I'll be back - this was fun - maybe I can roast Columbus politics again.  I do know a good number of people that will run next year for Council this group has pissed off so many people.  

Did I mention I lost 25 pounds in the last year?  ON PURPOSE!!  

One last image to burned into your brain 


     Cheers -  GHOST concert this Saturday!!!