Saturday, August 30, 2008

The Amazing Sassy cow Adventure II


I finally broke down and purchased a mouse for my laptop with a cash advance. I told myself that I would get used to using the freaking mouse pad thingy when I got my new laptop. Well - I used it and after two months I feel I have mastered it.

Now I will dump it's ass and use a mouse.
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This is a happy organic Sassy Cow. She eats good food, spends a lot of time outside playing cow games and gets 3 hours of television every day.

This is an inorganic Pic-n-Save cow. Notice her angst. He gets no television and eats junk food.

Which cow would you rather have sitting next to your child at the kitchen table.

If you said the Sassy Cow you are wrong!!! you don't want either of these cows at your kitchen table. Cows have something coming out of every orifice 24 hours a day. How do I know this? I saw it with my own eyes.

A group of us went to the Sassy Cow Creamery (SCC) Friday night and took a fun hay ride to the barns where the cows are entertained by the humans keepers.

We arrived to find a large crowd enjoying the beautiful night in the truly beautiful country setting which surrounds the SCC



People were in line for root beer floats and pie and kids were on tiny tractors playing demo tractor derby.

However - I noticed security against terrorist trying to infiltrate the American milk production was lax so I made sure the group spread out as we approached and got a better idea of threats.
You can never be to cautious in these dangerous times.

After filling our belly's with floats and pie we boarded the "THE HAYRIDE TO HELL".

OK OK - it was not anything like that but it sounds cool - maybe they could have a Halloween event and have THE HAYRIDE TO HELL.

We boarded the trailer of hay and started snapping random bouncing photos like there was no tomorrow.

We traveled for the next seven hours (10 minutes) on "THE ROAD TO THE UNKNOWN"

During the ride several of the captives tried to escape from our group. Here is Cable Guy making a break for it but we ratted him out

The guy in charge of us (Robert) seemed like a good guy but you could tell there was danger in his eyes. Oh - he was another of the shifty Baerwolf men we met on our first trip to the Sassy Cow. Yea, this acorn did not drop to far from the tree for sure .

We nicked named him "Hairy Hand".

Once we got to the barns and unboarded Cable Guy took a cue from the cows and got comfortable.

Sorry - that was just too tempting.

I'll have more photos of the meet and greet with teh cows later this week.



The cows sleep on sand. Sassy owners said they were the most comfortable on sand.

I did not take many photos in the barn as I was too intent on trying to get a cow to interview but they seemed to have some agreement to not talk. I did get to pet one for a while on her nose but at the very end she snotted all over my arm and they ended that bit of wonderment.

The ride back to the Creamery was nice and the time was filled with riveting story's of lactating from Robert.

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OOPS - THAT was Milo when I was not looking!!

MILK Trivia.

The next time you see a Home brewed beer with a label. The label was probably put on the bottle with milk. Yup. milk makes a great glue for beer labels.

And that was about it. I'll have more cow photos later this coming week but I'm worn out and my beer is getting to a critical point in the brew.

I want to thank Sassy personal for their sense of humor and many of us once we got back to the Kurth Brewery in Columbus said THAT was fun!!!

Have a great day.

Rod



17 comments:

  1. Wow! I haven't been first for a long time! Love the cow close-up! (I'm a little scared...)

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  2. Ooooooo...I got to pet a cow too! I was also snotted on, but the goober you got him with was bigger than mine. I'm sure the cow was very sorry. Btw...it WAS fun!

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  3. Sorry we missed it...but hey, not a cloud in the sky up north, Eagles soaring overhead, sitting on the beach drinking rum and coke...you know, my day job...

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  4. Yaaahhhhhhhooooo!!!!!!!!

    We Got A Special Edition Saturday!!!!

    Super Duper Blog!!!!!

    Great photo's of the SCC.

    I guess I was lucky not to get snotted on. LOL!!!!!

    Cableman really made it into the pictures,and he was laughing at your commentary..... He said thank's!!!!!

    Milk does the body good!!!!!


    Osh~ Glad you had a good time upnorth....



    Thank You Sassy Creamery for having the event!!!

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  5. Great photos as always, Rod! Sorry
    I couldn't stick around at Kurth's when we got back from SCC. I see Shaken & Jenny found their way back (since Shaken posted first). How long were you lost???

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  6. Wow! A meet and greet--were there too many in the crowd to get autographs? Was it photos and hoof shakes only? Or maybe nose rubs?

    I sure wish we could have come. I wanted to! But alas I have been working a lot and sleep is starting to become a priority. Also, we got a new kitten last night.

    Time for kitten bonding and sleeping so that I can wake up for work.

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  7. Looks like I missed a lot of fun. :(

    Glad you all had a wonderful time!! I think it's fun that pieces and parts of the group get together when we can without worry about those who have other life events keeping us from the outing. It's the "next time" rule....

    I can't wait for cow pictures. I love cows.

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  8. suz has angst that she missed out because of other "life events" LOL

    Hey - did you pass the 3 digit mark Friday night????

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  9. All of my life events are causing me angst lately...

    LOL

    YES! I'm keeping a tally for you. Look for an email in the morning with a number! ;) (Hint: There will a be a "3" in the number)!

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  10. Say, Rod; I just checked out the website again and noticed that you still have the old image for the background of the postcard with my collage. Don't know if that makes a difference or not?!! The site looks great though!
    Can anyone fill me in a bit more about the picnic in Columbus tomorrow? Food and beverages for sale in the park?? Dd was thinking of taking the kids to the Randolph corn roast, but the picnic might be more fun?

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  11. I really don't know that much about it. 3 legged races (if you have 3 legs I guess) and other fun contests.

    Food and so forth.

    Never been to one! It'll be warm!

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  12. Thanks, Rod. Guess it will be warm
    at whichever one we decide to go
    to! LOL

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  13. Just letting everyone know I won't be at the picnic today. I got a really bad cold or flu and have been in bed since Sunday morning! It sucks. Eat lots of yummy food for me!

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  14. Awwww, BOOOOO! Get better, Jenny. Big bummer.

    My family is coming to the park with me! :)

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  15. Happy Labor Day!!!!!
    Hope everyone is having a rested day...

    Jenny~ I hope you feel better soon...

    I'm down with a cold....ick!
    (Thank You Cableman)LOL!!!!

    Suz~ Have fun with your Family!!!

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  16. Awww I am bummed that I missed the trip to the Sassy Cow! Looks like you guys had a great time!

    I couldn't make it out there due to the Weekend in Waukesha Harley Festival going on. Had a lot to do!

    Hopefully I will make it out to the Kurth to see you guys again sometime soon!

    Great photos, and stories Rod!!

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  17. The Amazing Sassy cow Adventure II........
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    Julie
    "BEST PRICE for the BEST ENTERTAINMENT"

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