Lips R Sealed SPEAKS!

WOODS CANCELS APPEARANCE IN GOLF TOURNAMENT - NO REASON GIVEN!

Rumors say it's something about one of his golf clubs that he found broken but he is not blaming his courageous wife or any other malicious rumors about an affair with this dark eyed woman and wishes people would stop talking about her.

In other news Michaela and Tareq Salahi were seen joy riding in Air Force One and are being questioned upon landing because they do not have a valid flying license.

But the real news is that the City Hall of Columbus is getting two new murals. Much to the surprise of Council members who voted to give each other $10,000 raises (while lowering the Mayors salary of $2000 because really, what does he do besides go to meetings every night of the week) but hidden in the 15,000 page document was a one page mural tag along vote.

The murals will line the walls of City Hall and depict some of the most famous and interesting moments in our town's past.


sigh!!

What? I'm confused? These are actually from Pawnee? OH sorry - my bad. Speaking of Parks and Recreation (the TV show) which keeps getting better and better. Does anyone else think that "Who's" reminds you of Rod Swanson the boss?(who is philosophically opposed to government in any form - sort of fits doesn't it LOL).
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I have huge news from Lips Are Sealed about the Public Enemies DVD.

Now what did he say?? It was so earth shattering I almost forgot.



People will really enjoy it. Don't want to spill the beans.

WOW - thank you for that! I'm sure that will put people over the edge in excitement. If he didn't want to spill the beans (which is one of my alias at Bodog Poker BTW) why even bring it up!

Sometimes that insider get's on my nerves!

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I got a call from an unknown yesterday. Seems he saw my Bartell's Theater canvas work and thought I had done a great job on something that was not really photogenic.

here is what I did

and he was wondering if I could take some photos of . . ..

wait for it . . . . . . .

The Club Le Mark!

The Club Le Mark? Have you ever seen the Club Le Mark? o' man! I feel like I'm on Dinner Impossible, maybe a new show called Photo Impossible. The Club Le Mark looks sort of like a gray plywood box (I think most will agree - not insulting the place, just stating the facts). And here is the kicker, the photo must be taken tonight because they are having a $2000 cash giveaway. I was all like you do know the sun set's like at 3:30 now right?

So I have my work cut out for me**.

** this expression goes back at least to the early 1600s. It is borrowed from tailoring, but in that first figurative sense it meant to prepare or plan an activity, to get everything organized before starting work, as a good tailor would. It later went through a period in which it meant that someone else cut out your work for you, to give you something to do.

However, since this is an idiom** the true beginnings of the phrase is rather vague.

** idiom is Latin meaning “special property" in case you were wondering.
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Hey - we have not turned on our heat yet!! I've always tried to go as long as possible before turning on the heat, once it comes on I know winter has won AGAIN! Of course since I married DJ it has come on a littler earlier as she makes more of a fuss them my cat and she thinks anything under 75 is cold (not that I'm complaining . . . there could be a Snuggie (as seen on TV) under the tree this year)

My record is December 17th when I was living in the Camelot Towers in Madison. We do have a fire place so that heats the living room so maybe I'm cheating! Plus, our house has so many windows facing south we get a lot of radiant heating on sunny days!

The BIG news is that Caydence has learned something. She has learned she can take off her little socks on her little hands. She had been really studying her hands lately and Jenny informed us she can take of the socky gloves off (she needed them on because she did not like her feeding tube). Heart operation is still a GO for December 14th.

Have a great Tuesday

Rod