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I guess I was sort of on a rant yesterday  LOL   No worries, I took my pills and am in my happy place.   Did I say anything about the Police Department yesterday??  I hear they are looking for recruits!  I wonder if I could be grandfathered in.
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Big day for Josh yesterday.  He got to be pepper sprayed AND tear gassed!  MAN - I wish I had a job like that!!

Morning Rod, Good Morning   SPRAAAAAY!!! AAAAGH!   Better then a cup of coffee to wake you up.

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So this years Christmas decorations on our house will be more ground display.     I don't want to go on the roof and lean over the side installing lights.  Our front yard not only slopes downhill but also slopes sideways so the ladder has no level place except the sidewalk.   

So this year I thought I would put white icicle lights on the front porch.   I strung them all up nicely, turn them on and half were out.   I ripped them up, went to the basement and found another string. Plugged them in, all was well, took them up, nicely, plugged them in and.  BAH!!!  half are out.

I HATE YOU old school lights!!  Nothing but expensive LEDs for me from now on.

OH - ShopKo will soon have music.  I "complained" at the check out last week.  Actually I just commented about how quiet it was and it was creepy.  The check out said they have been getting A LOT of complaints but it was ShopKo policy to have no music.

HOWEVER - they said that they have received an OK from the top and  in "a couple weeks" they would not be so creepy.

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Warmest day EVER in December yesterday (in Madison which I would assume also in Columbus).  22 years ago yesterday Madison had 17 inches of snow.

So if we are so warm where is the cold??  Alaska and it's waiting it's turn to move south.  You really do not like seeing Alaska BELOW their average.  Yea - we're gonna pay for this warmth.  Pretty cold in Europe also.  

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What if the Royal baby is twins.  Is it who comes out first?  WOW - what bad luck for #2 . . . unless they are identical twins which would be awesome.

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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blond joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blond. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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You Did hear about what happened in North Korea didn't you?

This news article in The Onion

Kim Jong-Un Named The Onion's Sexiest Man Alive For 2012 

was picked up by the North Koreans and they believed it was real. The Peoples Daily Newspaper then published a 55 page exclusive on Kim Jong-Un ad his sexiness!

OK - off I go.

Tally Ho
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