Testosterone? - I don't think so.

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN - LET ME EAT MY DONUT!

I sit down and have my big juicy donut whispering to me "eat me eat me, you know you want to" and a co worker opens the door to my office, and when I say office I mean cubicle and there is no door but there is a threshold of no return to step over, and he starts talking about a problem I had ignored yesterday because I only found out about it like at 3:00 and you know it takes a LEAST an hour to get ready to go home and I'm all like I can't even think about this now because if I do it'll be like stuck in my brain and I might have a aneurysm or a hemorrhage or a hemeurysm but he won't leave and starts talking about other things until finally I talk him into getting more coffee because he seems run down.

Then I look down and see I actually purchased YESTERDAYS paper from the box and after reading 5 pages I'm all like I know what is coming next and so I decide to read some TIME magazines that were left on my desk which has the headline "Jay Leno Is the Future of Television" from September 14th. AM I IN A DOCTORS OFFICE?

And earlier this morning I wake up and DJ wakes up and she is puking all over like there is no tomorrow and I'm all like wow where did that come from and she feels bad but didn't feel bad when she was sleeping so I decided I have to go out and by baby things for some reason but that is ridiculous.

I think this is all stemming from the Lovastatin incident (spelling checker thinks I really mean Molestation incident - let this be a lesson to not always agree with spelling checkers) from the night before.

This would normally not be a big deal but I was on my very last Lovastatin and as I was going to bed it dropped on the floor and as luck would have it rolled 10 feet and went under the stove. AWESOME - what great fantastic luck.

So I get on my hands and knees and don't see a thing. I get a flashlight and am laying on the floor and Milo see's me doing this and being a cat finds this whole thing amazingly interesting and he wants to help.

It's way under so I get a tape measure and lay down again and he lays down IN FRONT of me to get a better view which blocks MY view, and to top it off the tape measure looks like a REAL fun thing to play with as I try to get the little blue pill.

I shove him out of the way but then HE can't see so he gets in front of me again and while this is going on Sierra the playful cat has become interested in Milos tail. SIGH

I'm almost getting the pill and Milo is grabbing onto the tape measure to "help" and Sierra grabs Milos tail. Milo JERKS out grabbing the tape measure with a claw which then flings the little blue pill across the floor to under the dishwasher. DAMN IT!

And Blake who is outside starts to bark.

Luckily Milo is now chasing Sierra and they are out of my way and the pill is only a few inches under the dishwasher. I get the pill, take the other pills (1 for LDL, 2 for HDL) and give Blake a doggie cookie and go I to bed. Ten minutes later Milo, all 12 pounds falls on top of me, Sierra jumps up, circles the bed 4 times and curls up in a place where I can no longer move for the rest of the night, Blake enters, climbs into his bed, burps, groans and falls asleep. And the 5 of us are all snug as a bug.
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Note to Char. I tried to mail your piece yesterday but . . . . Post Office was closed. I should have it in the mail Friday (boxing it up today, mail tomorrow).

Kitty B'Gosh - Vendor and Craft Sale at the Columbus High School 9am to 3:30pm November 21st (1st day of hunting). First time for this event. Looking like 30-40 vendors! Not a clue what will be there. Probably all sorts of deer meat booths LOL

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And lastly - I think I have to start a new class at the UW. How to protest effectively. It seems if you work near the square you are always walking past someone protesting something. The problem is that lately I can't figure out WHAT they are protesting.

A few weeks ago there were a bunch of people all in black tee-shirts with signs and even after stopping to read the signs, I had NO idea not only what side to take but WHAT was being protested!! Then yesterday I walk out and see a bunch of testosterone with two legs and flannel mingling around with signs and after reading the signs I knew it was something to do with a building but . . . For it? Against it? MAKE IT CLEAR!

Speaking of testosterone. I see it is Chippendale season coming and seriously - when I see these guys I'm not sensing testosterone at all. I'm feeling more estrogen if anything.


Rod