Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Spam-a-lot

If I combined all of my spam I get in one night this is what I could do.

I could be a flat bellied X-Ray Technician using my new discounted per eye lasik vision and be dating married big beautiful Asian singles while taking my free viagra and buying as much TRON (it's about to break out) with my winnings from an investment of only $1 which was made into thousands and I will need to get more bank accounts now.

SWEET!!!!!
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I saw a thing on the tube about these people that voted for Obama but now don't like him because he has done nothing to the economy.

sigh.

I seem to remember EVERYONE saying "This is not going to be a quick fix". But then like 4 months later those same people (well, some of the same) were complaining that the economy was stagnant and Obama was not doing enough!

I'm not 100% pro Obama, there are somethings I disapprove of. His canceling of space exploration is totally bogus. Russia and China are the only space explorers now. The thing that he misses is that it's not WHAT we find in space, it's the kids that want to be scientists BECAUSE we go into space.

Not just space scientists but all of the science's. There is no excitement in "learning" anymore. His canceling the space program was very republican of him.
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OH - I keep forgetting - Columbus is getting a ShopKo Home Town Store. It will carry 70% of what "normal" ShopKo's have. Columbus will be the 6th Home Town store. It will be erected across from the Travel Center. Watch for the erection soon! The more erections Columbus has the happier we will all be!

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Feel the earth quack (earth quack??  LOL) last night?? I could hardly stand up! That 2.4 was ROCKING THE HOUSE!! Actually I did not feel it and as far as I know Blake did not warn me of the coming near disaster.

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WOW - I just saw that our building will become a lock down fortress. The cafeteria will be closed to anyone NOT having a special access card. It's part of the "Safety Modernization Project". I wonder if I try to get in with no card the guys in the floor length black leather coats will stand on my neck asking me who won the World Series!

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Jury Duty Thursday!!


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3 comments:

  1. Rod lighten up on that security thing. Rumor has it that Al-quaeda is planing attacks at state offices as a way to cripple productivity in America.

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  2. Earth Quack? Damn corporate bastards! So are earthquakes now sponsored by Aflac? Is there nothing up for bids for the naming rights anymore...

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