Wednesday, September 25, 2019

To Self: Don't NOT do what I say - DO what I say

I was complaining about going to bed last night.  I hate trying to sleep. During the day I can multi task and forget about my knee but at night laying there in the dark it's the only thing that has my attention and there is no way I can ever get comfortable.   I had not had anything NEAR a good nights sleep for a month.  Ibu, Tylenol, NyQuill nothing worked

So DJ say's "Have you tried my CBD oil?"  WHAT?  I had never thought of that.  DAAAAA!  Am I that stupid? (Don't answer that Clark).  So I took 10 drops before bed and

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ.  yea I rolled over a few times (cats and dog issues) but I was comfortable  OMG!! 

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Meanwhile - there  was a post on the TGCTours forum where a guy was complaining about  the game saying basically that after 796 hours of play the game is garbage. 

I gave POST OF THE DAY award to the second post

1. I can't believe it's taken you 796 hours to come to the conclusion the game is garbage. Any normal person would have come to that conclusion far sooner if that's how they feel about the game.

2. If you get mad at this game for shooting -13 one round and -3 the next, god help you if you ever played real golf.

This reminded me of a post DJ put on facebook which is SO SO true its sad AND funny

Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a Facebook group?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.

6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jackasses.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.

249 to post meme's and gif's (several are of someone eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)

19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.

11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.

12 to post F.

8 to ask what F means.

16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.

3 to say "can't share"

2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"

36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.

6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"

4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".

13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.

50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.

1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.

AND THAT my friends is facebook. 

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And then there is the city government. Has anybody noticed that in the past 6 years the roads in Columbus have been getting better and better and look what happened.  Now BECAUSE we have so many smooth roads ne're do wells have arrived and are robbing homes.  DAMN YOU GOOD ROADS!  Bad roads they would go elsewhere.

Yea yea - everybody wants Farmham (Hwy89) fixed because it a hellish street with holes everywhere.  I guarantee you when the city mistakenly fixes the road people will complain about speeders.  OH  IT'S TOO SMOOTH!!!

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SURVIVOR  tonight.  Worst Big Brother I can think of this year.  Jackson who will probably win was a prick bully that cheated and his parents sued or are suing CBS for making him look like a dick (which is is).   The only hope is for a jury that is also pissed off.   Stupid game play for not breaking up a showmance which is THE NUMBER ONE RULE.  Never ever let a showmance go far. 

Survivor season 39 starts tonight and is still the #1 non-scripted show which has had GREAT season lately.  Lots of changes. I have read that Survivor 40 will have a cast of all winners from the past. 

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