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If Radio Shack is now, "The Shack" and Pizza Hut is thinking of changing it's name to "The Hut" and Gatorade is now just "G" perhaps it's time I change my name to something like "The Rod". I already figured that once I became a black rapper I would change my name to Kay Why Jelly! Sort of a catchy name don't cha think.
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Another Historic Building to Feel the Sweet Sting of the Wreaking Ball has to be the longest Title so far. I started typing and just could not stop.
Like a phoenix rising from the flames the Cenex structure, with it's beautiful electrochemically enhanced exterior will be destroyed like a puppy purchased by PETA.
Of course this would not have happened if the Columbus Dome would have been erected and the evil dihydrogen oxide (often used as a fire extinguishing agent) had not been allowed to come contact with the facade (I believe I will start a campaign to ban all dihydrogen oxide from the world**).
** did you know that nearly all beverages contain some amount of this potentially
dangerous chemical compound.
Look at what this evil chemical has done to the once magnificent building that is lovingly called "The blight on the north side of town" and with teary eyes "That piece of sh*t rust bucket".
For how many years have other industry leaders looked fondly at the Cenex/Land O Lakes building and said "My God, I'm glad my building does not look like that" and soon it will be gone and their buildings will no longer be that much better. They will just blend in with other metal buildings.
No longer will CEO's have "ol rusty" to kick around. Yet another historic relic from the past will wave by by to the town it loved and now travelers from the north will focus their eyes not on "ol rusty" but on the beautiful McDonalds sign which draws weary travelers into the outskirts of Columbus.
I hope it's imploded like a Las Vegas Casino OR better yet demolished like this building in Turkey - I would PAY to see this happen.
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Anybody else see Defying Gravity Sunday night. I thought it was pretty good. WHAT is Beta and was there an Alpha? Whats that baby sound and why is Beta "running" the mission and what does it want. 2001 Space Odyssey meets Grays Anatomy meets LOST. Very intriguing space drama.
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That's it - golfed last night - that's all I'm going to say.
Remember - Friday - the Kurth Brewery
OK OK - I have an IQ test for you. try to answer the questions as fast as you can (within reason).
First Question :
You are a participant in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
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Answer : If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely WRONG! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, YOU are in second place! If you had overtaken the person in first place, then you would be in first place.....
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WOW dude! OK - let's go on to #2
Second Question :
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer : If you answered that you are second to last, then you are ....WRONG again. Tell me Sunshine, how can you overtake the LAST person?? There's nobody behind the last person - not even you. Some of you had to get that one right.
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Third Question :
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.
Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 Now add 30 . Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 . Now add 10 . What is the total?
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Did you get 5000 ?
The correct answer is actually 4100 .. THAT was tricky close - almost gotcha?
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Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono, and ? ?? What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Please try to read the questions better! Getting embarrassing?
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Nuff.
cheers
The Rod
I'm liking "A-Rod"
ReplyDeleteDihydrogen oxide can be deadly in very small amounts. I chose my beverages to minimize my intake of dihydrogen oxide and maximize the amounts hydroxlized alkyls.
ReplyDeleteMany people are unaware of the health benefits of hydroxlized alkyls. Taken in appropriate doses they have a calming effect and are known to have cardiac benefits as well.
Once banned in the US hydroxlized alkyls have enjoyed a resurgence in popularity and varieties.
Great Blog!
ReplyDeleteRod! You could have made a nice Brew House out of that building.
Scary stuff in some drinks.
Hope everyone is having a good day and night.
OK M. wiseguy what is hydroxlized alkyls?
ReplyDeleteGrinder's Island produces about 6% of it by volume.
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