DAMN YOU VILE CAT!

WELL - I went to see Dr Slashandcut yesterday to get a hole cut in my leg and I never received any pain killer AND I was told my leg would actually not be one foot shorter as I had expected. So now I have to call my Chiropractor Dr Droessler (who is fantastic) and inform him that I won't need a massive realignment.

Did you know your legs take the longest to heal? Fastest is your face.

But this morning as I was getting ready to apply a new band aid to my wound when my cat Milo who HATES coffee saw my full cup sitting on the table, jumped up and calmly knocked it over spilling the entire contents onto my bandages! DAMN YOU VILE CAT!

WHY WHY WHY - he will sniff out coffee and just knock anything over that smells like the magic elixir. He loathes coffee! Is this normal? I know caffeine is poisonous to cats so I wish he would drink some (well, sometimes I wish that). Perhaps he knows it's poison. He is pretty smart. Not sure how much reading he does during the day though. He's more like a dog actually. 
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HEY - did you hear that Columbus has to pay an EXTRA $75,000 to Dodge County because of the filming of Public Enemies?  It's all from the detour messing up roads for nine days from State Highway 16/60 to Highway T during the filming of the movie!  So I'm boycotting Dodge County.  I think Universal should pay for it.     

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I wrote a letter to the Food Network. - I was watching the Unwrapped The Best of Frying  (or something like that) and one of the segments showed a plate of refried beans!  Here is the kicker - THERE WAS A FLY ON IT.  it was rubbing it's little fly hands and flapping it's wings!  YUMMO - I replayed it - up - a fly!  I think it was smiling also!
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Survivor - Russell just does not get it does he! I think I'll apply for Survivor 22. Seems every 5 years I apply and since it's on my bucket list this could be the last chance I have. If I wait 5 more years how much brain power will I have! I will be about the 8th oldest castaway ever but I believe I have an advantage. PLUS - I could blog on the island!

I think I would be pretty good at the game and very entertaining. The friendly funny trustworthy guy that keeps tossing gas on any fires and then backing off to watch what happens! I believe I would play Survivor in the same style I play poker tournaments (which I'm pretty successful at). Sit back and play ultra conservative waiting for my moment. Stay out of the line of fire and wait for the numbers to whittle down. Then collect the outcasts and become a beserker unit.

In poker I have two completely opposite personalities and as soon as people understand that I'm a weak tight player I just go bonkers and become a huge friendly bully! They never see it coming. I play with ruthless abandon, take no prisoners and win or flame out in a blaze of glory. There is a time in any tournament when people start to think they could win and they tighten up and it's that exact point when I tear into them.

Of course I would need help but those would come from the ones that are just hanging on. They are in the bottom end of their alliances, join my bottom feeder alliance and become a power. But here is the fun part. I don't care if I win!! (insert evil laugh) I just want to create chaos!

GAME ON!
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Dancing With the Stars - wow - I've never watched an entire season of DWTS and am completely impressed. I always hated the Tom Bergeron as a host but he's pretty funny at times.

Anyway - if you love dancing ya gotta check out this dance last night by Nicole Scherzinger (former Pussy Cat Doll who I respect much more now) and the Pro Derek Hough, outstanding!




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LOST - well - you won't be hearing me talk about the upcoming finale as I'm a season behind!

Speaking of lost here is one that got away. Since I became serious with photography I've been listening to my brain more often. I have this thing where I see things and my brain takes a photo of it. In the past I have ignored my brain but now when I CLICK I react.

Sunday, DJ and I were taking my mom back to Fort Atkinson when I CLICKED on a scene. I got off the highway and found a road that would take me to the spot I was looking for. My mom looked confused but DJ said this was a normal occurance and not to be afraid.

I got to the spot which was about a half mile away and sadly, it was not perfect.  BUT - I took a few photos anyway.  I tried to yell at the cows to move and face the camera but they were not listening.  Here is the odd thing,  there was a field of cows all staring at me and as I was leaving at all started to poop at once!  What's up with that!  The last time I was taking photos of cows one started to pee in the middle of my set of photos!

I'm glad humans are not like that!

Anyway - here is the shot.

 I had this sent to me - a Squirrel obstacle course.  At the end of the clip I think I would like to train a squirrel to steal candy bars for me!




A friend of mine at work went to the emergency room yesterday.  He came in, called to me and said he had a massive heartburn attack and could I help him.  I got my bottle of anti acids and a 7-Up for him.  

About 10 minutes later my stand-in boss took him to the emergency room.  I immediately called dibs on his chair and phone but now I guess he is coming back tomorrow as he is OK. Just a heartburn.  In all seriousness I should have told him to take an aspirin JUST IN CASE . . . . and then called dibs on his chair and phone.

HEY - in this economy it's every man for himself when it comes to office equipment. I have a few of my things booby trapped just in case someone tries to take my stuff prematurely.


Have a wonderful day
Rod